Wednesday, January 24, 2007

A pinch of salt!

Have you ever obeserved the little discrepancies that exist under our benevolent eyes? How an instant coffee is seldom instant or a Maggi never cooked in 2 minutes. As the title suggests, a pinch of salt is next to a trifle. I am not mad tonight, ladies and gentlemen. I am just pursuing my Masters. My rather inactive and sluggish medulla oblongata suffered a roller coaster ride in 5 degrees Fahrenheit today. No, I aint a Biology major neither am I being oversmart about my bio-skills. I searched the net for 15 agonising minutes to find that word. Coming to the point of discrepancies, I met a bald guy called Jim Forest. Now, for god's sake, there has got to be some relation between a man and his denotation. Nature's not far behind in affirming what my ego wants to disapprove of. The existence of a pond in the midst of a desert still astounds my rather feeble imagination.There are countless such rather subtle insinuations that surround us. Let me share the one responsible for this post. I was handed over something yesterday, which in the scientific world is known as a paper. I spent a whopping 7 hours, shared painfully between yesterday and today, devouring it, trying to make some sense out of it, understanding it. After all the efforts, I had just one query. Why is it called a paper? Definitely not in the physical sense, cos I held 4 separate sheets in my hand. I scratched my hair(thinking!), in an attempt to understand what the ink projected against the white backdrop, but in vain. To no one's surprise only a few hair and some....ahem. precious time was lost. So, there it is, one discrepancy that trigerred an investigation. I spent the whole day, thinking about it and trying not to think about it . It was fun though! The good thing is, that I thought!! and even better is that I have a meeting tomorrow with the man who gave it to me......So, I guess long hours of hard work will eventually pay off. Atleast I got one decent question to put forward..what say?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

bhai jitna time paper par philosophy maar raha hai.. utna time plz paper padne me bhi lagana.
just kiddin
good one again
lov
sis

sharad raj said...

hahaa.....I hate honest opinions..they r so in ur face..and I am not kidding here...lol...Just chill chill just chill!!!!!

Zii said...

noticed how people call a party a "function" ?
"Aaj college main function hain"

//dances to just chill chill//
(only, i dont look like salman when i do that, maybe more like a four legged creature in a circus)

sharad raj said...

LOl...U r right Z.Man, noboby gave me a feedback of how the circus...ahem.. I mean the reunion was.Though I appreciate a reply, try and restrict ur comments to the Blog...being a blogger urself, I think u can understand the impact of this kind of insensitivity....